Category: Dorm Life


Plop!

Plop!

Plop!

Pitter patter pitter patter

My window forms beads of liquid

Looks like I’m in for adventure

Time to trek across the great campus divide through rainy puddles

What an adventure!

Better get a coat and an umbrella

Remember the boots

Brrrr!!!!

Cold out here!

Rain flecks my face

I dont mind

Get inside

Find a window

Watch in peace

Time to return

Time to trek across the great campus divide once more

Night Time Lament

I see the sun begin to fall

Tendrils of frost forming on the window

Curl up into a ball

Hibernation sets me into coma state

Dark cold pulls at the edges of my sanctuary

Silent fight against hypothermic tendancies

Sun starts to peek out of the mist

Feel warm fingers start to creep into my skin

Eyes open wide with the warmth of new day

Find a stoping point. Lets get ready to party. Its to find the saving point that we migrate north. To the great land we will follow our paths. In the end we will return refreshed and enlightend. Our hell to be returned.

As I peered into the room occupied by one miss Annie Nutter and one miss Nicole Moran, I couldn’t help but notice that there was a large death ray sittuated between the two girl’s beds. I quickly leaped into their room and accosted the beast. This is when it let out a tremendous roar and said, ” I am not a halogen light bulb lamp, I am a non-heat producing florescent lamp. I quickly subdued the horrid creature with my excellently place roundhouse kick to its bulb, before it could attack me with its death ray.   

 

 

I sit here in silence. I am thinking, taking in all that has transpired over the last few days. I wonder, why have I been reduced to finding small areas where I can be alone to blog. It seems like the only place I can truely call my home is the confines of me, and Im setting up shop on the pages of this blog. I no longer have a quiet place of my own, as my roommate has taken control of our room, so I made my own space. If you want to reach me Ill be far far away…..In a galaxy all my own.

Today while sitting in Nicole and Annie’s room I found…..The Pink Bear Magnet! What a wonderous creature. The pink bear just stays onto the refrigerator and waits for its prey………half eaten chinese food. Unsuspecting chinese food has no chance against the Pink Bear Magnet. This particular specimen has adapted to eat tomatoes and pickles. Amazing! The pink bear magnet has adapted perfectly to its environment. What a brilliant example of dorm wildlife.

I like to eat inside your car

I like to hear your cats go rawr!

Find me sitting in your room

We’ll see movies like Bleed and Doom

I like to fly through water deep

Find a pearl to have and keep

Find me sitting in your room

We’ll eat cake and a shroom

Late Night Walker

He walked the empty halls of campus looking for god knows what. He found only the deep silence of a campus at sleep and the erie dark places waiting to reveal their dark secrets. Instead of clearing his head his walk gave him a new sense of the world and the fears that come with it. What happend to him no one knows. He walked down the hall. In the morning it was as if he never existed. You see his existence was really only ever noticed on paper. He had no friends or family, only his books to keep him company. When he disappeared durring that deep dark december night, no one missed him in the morning. Late Night Walker disappeared from all notice. His transparency had become realized. The sad part was no one knew enough to care.

Behind My Cactus Plant

Behind my cactus plant I find the white confines of dormitory hell…. Save me!

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