The Talking Death Ray Florescent Lamp

As I peered into the room occupied by one miss Annie Nutter and one miss Nicole Moran, I couldn’t help but notice that there was a large death ray sittuated between the two girl’s beds. I quickly leaped into their room and accosted the beast. This is when it let out a tremendous roar and said, ” I am not a halogen light bulb lamp, I am a non-heat producing florescent lamp. I quickly subdued the horrid creature with my excellently place roundhouse kick to its bulb, before it could attack me with its death ray.   

 

 

The Pink Bear Magnet

Today while sitting in Nicole and Annie’s room I found…..The Pink Bear Magnet! What a wonderous creature. The pink bear just stays onto the refrigerator and waits for its prey………half eaten chinese food. Unsuspecting chinese food has no chance against the Pink Bear Magnet. This particular specimen has adapted to eat tomatoes and pickles. Amazing! The pink bear magnet has adapted perfectly to its environment. What a brilliant example of dorm wildlife.